Okay, maybe it’s just me but Teresa is now way too annoying on that show. On one of the up close and personals she told the audience that after they watched this season they would see how sweet she is compared to Melissa. Teresa, you ignorant slut. (Quick, who said that and on what show? You’re right…Dan Akroyd on SNL, only it was Jane not Teresa.) Teresa you are so annoying this season that I wish I were on the show just so I could slap you in the face and tell you to shut up.
So this week they are in Punta Cana and Teresa is going on a boat in high heels, full make up and looking like a Las Vegas stripper. What’s with that? YOU ARE GOING BOATING!!! YOU ARE GOING SWIMMING!!!! Anyway, her competitiveness to be the most beautiful is like the wicked witch in Snow White. Enough already. B.O.R.I.N.G!
So I’m wondering if my bad humor is because no word on my book. No word on my book in weeks. Also, no response to the many queries sent out to editors and agents. I’m about to stomp around, say words like ingredientses, overdo my makeup, wear over the top clothes and gaudy, gaudy jewelry, to match a gaudy, gaudy house. Why? Because that dump Italian mob wife got her book published and is awaiting the release of her second.
Hey Bravo–you wanna follow an aging Boomer around who lives in an active adult community? Here I am. Here I am, Bravo. I’m waiting to sell my soul and become ridiculous–if it gets a serious publisher to pick up my book after my publisher closes shop. Are you out there, Bravo?
Silence–all I get is silence.
Oh wait, did I just hear something? “Karen, you ignorant slut.” Who said that?
